Naive Users
Coding Horror posted a great article on fake user interfaces. As Jeff AtWood says at the beginning of his post:
As a software developer, tell me if you’ve ever done this:
1. Taken a screenshot of something on the desktop
2. Opened it in a graphics program
3. Gone off to work on something else
4. Upon returning to your computer, attempted to click on the screenshot as if it was an actual program.
Aside from hovering your mouse over the desktop icons or checking the desktop background image directory there isn’t an easy way of figuring out you’re desktop has been duped, even for us geeks. Atwood’s example is just an old office joke, something harmless to pass the time. The real crux of his post asks the question: How does the average Joe or Jane recognize phishing attempts?
As an aside: This actually reminds me a joke I played on a friend of mine once. We had just argued pretty vehemently about the pros and cons of Apple’s Mac computer line. He’s very pro mac and I just don’t care but I love to raz him so I’ll argue for shits and giggles. One of his points was the ease of use. At the time Mac was still pretty beholden to the 1 button mouse thing. (I don’t own a new Mac but I’ve heard they’ve added more buttons.) So he leaves to hit the head and I decide to mess with his Windows PC to make it more like the Mac he so lovingly espouses about. First I edit his registry so that right click no longer works (because the Mac only has 1 mouse button), I also created a faux desktop, and lastly I created a limited user account with very limited rights. It was quite possibly the best 10 minutes of my life before he realized I had done something. I of course asked what was wrong since the computer was now basically a Mac.
Back to the main point: We geeks are a jaded cynical bunch and when things pop up while browsing the net, purporting to offer “free” anything, we tend to close them with nary a thought. Nothing is free on the net and when a window pops up automatically, 99% of the time it’s spam. Especially when these pop ups say I need to download a file to make it run, that is one big red flag. But, as I said, the real target is not the geeks but the average Joe. Would you, assuming you are an average user, know the difference between a spoof virus scanner and a real one? If you didn’t know all the tricks scammers use to deceive people would you even think anything was amiss in the first place. Chances are good that you wouldn’t and obviously phishing works because thousands are victims of identity and credit card theft each month.
Again, as Atwood’s article states, the only real method for protecting users is to educate them. Thus was born my educational list of net usery:
1.) Nothing is free. I don’t give a fuck if they are offering lonely puppies online for free, it’s a ruse, a hussle, a lie, a cheat, etc….
2.) The web is not your computer. If you are surfing the net and suddenly a window opens up that says you are infected with a virus just close it. None of the virus scanners I’ve ever used have giant pop ups, they generally do their work in the background. It’s important to note that websites CAN NOT access your computer unless you allow the connection which means any site telling you it ran a virus scan is full of shit.
3.) Guard your credit card like you’re the worlds fattest person and it’s the last cupcake on the planet. Honest to god it’s still amazing to me that anyone would willing give out their credit card number to an unknown site. Be sure when you enter a credit card for a legitimate site that the address in your address bar is still their site and always use a major credit card instead of a debit card in case of fraud. Oh, and don’t let companies store your credit card for future use. Are you so lazy that you’d risk theft just to avoid typing in 16 digits?
4.) Always look at your browsers status bar at the bottom before clicking on a link. 9 times out of 10 when I’ve suspected a link as being a ruse the status bar has shown the link going somewhere crazy that I didn’t expect. Sometimes people will shorten their link by using a service called “tinyurl” but I just avoid those completely because you don’t know where the link is going.
5.) Nobody likes you. I’m serious. If suddenly you’ve got a new online friend he/she is probably a scam artist. Be wary.
6.) If you are dumb enough to get scammed by someone in South Africa claiming to be a lawyer and that they need your help to get 10 million dollars then you deserve the loss of income.
7.) You don’t need that program of a cute kitty that runs around on screen. Chances are good that the kitty is stealing information.
8.) And lastly, you aren’t the grand prize winner of shit. Honestly this one always gets me. (Gets in the sense that it bothers me, not that I fall for it.) Why anyone would think they won a prize they didn’t sign up for is beyond me. So here is a tip: Get an email saying you won a prize or a pop up with the same message? Yeah it’s fake. 100% of the time it’s fake. This isn’t your local super market that rewards it’s 1 millionth customer. This is the net, a sordid mix of porn and hatred.
It’s time to stop being a victim and educate yourself:
Microsoft Phishing Info


